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Microplastics have found a new way to sneak into your body
That water-from-the-garden-hose flavor, MC Hammer lyrics that have had a lasting impact on culture, girl names that haven't, and the real damage of ghosting on a date. Those were the GOOD old days.
It’s not just the flavor of childhood, it’s a side of microplastics.
Maybe it’s a generational thing. Some primal memory of gulping garden-hose water in the dead of summer. Personally, I don’t mind a sip from a plastic bottle that’s been baking in the front seat of a Ford Taurus, seatbelt buckles hot enough to brand cattle. But doctors, eternal spoilers of fun, say you might be swigging more than nostalgia.
Experts warn that both opened and sealed bottles left in the heat can serve up a bonus shot of microbes, phthalates, phenols, and even microplastics. Best case, it’s gross. Worst case, it’s a health risk. In this story, Erik Barnes breaks down the science and why your next “refreshing” hot-car swig might not be worth it.

What ancient rite of passage do you miss most?Were you really ever a kid if you dodged them all? |
And what did we learn?
Yesterday we had asked which famous rocker left the drugs out of their sex, drugs, and rock & roll. The right answer was Gene Simmons, who famously only ever got high once in the ‘70s, on accident. Did you get it right?
Ozzy Osbourne of Black Sabbath (RIP Ozzy!) (8.7%)
Keith Richards of The Rolling Stones (8.7%)
Gene Simmons of KISS (62.7%)
Steven Tyler of Aerosmith (19.8%)
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Stop! Hammer time… for slang history
Turns out one of the most casually tossed-off phrases in America owes its swagger to a man in parachute pants. As Ryan Reed reports, “It’s all good” has been echoing through pop culture for decades, from Bob Dylan’s croon to Breaking Bad’s “Saul Goodman” pun, but its big chart moment came courtesy of MC Hammer’s 1994 single It’s All Good off The Funky Headhunter.
Linguists and The New Yorker have debated whether it’s more “no worries” or a sly statement of defiance, but either way, hip-hop gave us a catchphrase that refuses to fade away. So next time you say it, you might owe a little thanks to the man who brought us sideways shuffle choreography and gold-plated confidence and… the Adams Family Values theme? You can’t win ‘em all.
Cut it out and let them heal.
Can we be real? It’s not kindness, it’s cowardice, and now science has stepped up to prove it. As reported by Erik Barnes, scientists at Wayne State University had participants imagine going on two great dates with someone named Taylor, then sent a follow-up text to set up another. Here’s the twist: “Taylor” was fake, and participants were randomly given one of three responses, an excited yes, a polite no, or total silence.
The results? A clear “no” hurt, but it helped people let go. Silence, though, kept them emotionally hooked. Ghosted participants reported the same gut-punch as rejection but also stayed more attached, checked “Taylor’s” social media more often, and were more likely to try again later.
FROM THE VAULT
Like mom jeans, this article has made an unexpected comeback.
In this classic from the GOOD vaults, TikTok baby name sleuth Colleen Slagen (@namingbebe) dove into the top girl names of 1986 to find the ones that have completely vanished from today’s charts. The results? Pure 80s nostalgia, perms, jelly shoes, and names that scream "creature of the ‘80s."
Jennifer, Jessica, Ashley, and Stephanie, once playground royalty, are now chilling in the lower ranks. Heather? Totally gone. Tiffany, Erica, Courtney, Brandy, Dana… also on the endangered list. Even Slagen’s own name didn’t make the cut.
PS: It’s not just me, right? Seeing Gen Z rock mom jeans still feels… odd?
💬 From the group text…
The lesson we all need. Whatever your sauce is, don’t hide from the sauce!
Until tomorrow, maybe let your plants drink that water from the back seat and remember, it’s all good.